A Puppy’s Gotta Chew – Right?
08 Apr 2011 1 Comment
in Chewing, Chicken, Playing, Training Tags: chewing, training
A puppy’s gotta chew what a puppy’s gotta chew – right?
Well, I’ve been read the riot act and here is a list of things I’ve been told NOT to chew:
- the dishwasher door when it’s open (I was only trying it out)
Chewing is good for my teeth
- ANY remote controls (fun!)
- the car seats (I was bored..)
- cables and wires of any type (shame, because they look like spaghetti)
- new mum’s feet and ankles (but I chew my own, so why not hers?)
- carpets and the lovely tassles on the end of the rugs (so much fun watching them unravel)
- the plants – including the soil (but they’re so tasty)
- newspaper – especially if I’m going to shred it up and leave bits all over the place
- any rubbish bags waiting to be put out (I’m sure I can smell CHICKEN in them)
- wooden coffee tables (great for gnawing on)
- the tyres on new dad’s cycle (they make such a funny noise when they shrink)
- the woofer speaker (but, hey – woofer..??)
So what’s left to chew, huh..?
Are you talking to me?
What - you mean I'm supposed to chew this instead...?!
Butter wouldn't melt.....
