A Funny Puppy Post

I was looking over Mum’s shoulder as she was reading, and I saw this. I thought it was so funny, I had to share it with you. Enjoy :)

Seventeen reasons not to ask the Internet for suggestions on naming a new puppy.

Meanwhile … sleepy time for me and teddy x

Walking On Water

4 Months old and 8kgs in weight (take no notice of new mum claiming I was 12kgs last week – that was a load of nonsense!)

I am such a clever little puppy – I even amaze myself at times. I recently discovered that I can swim. Well actually, I didn’t have a lot of choice in the matter – new dad took me into the sea with him and just let me go.

I tried to walk in the sea but my paws couldn’t touch the bottom. I did think of turning around and jumping onto new dad’s back with my sharp claws, but then thought better of it. So I just kept my eyes on the edge of the sea and kept walking, back to new mum. And that’s what they call swimming!

It’s more like walking on water though…

Me - like an Olympic swimmer!

Bedraggled - not my best look

Drying Off - complete with massage

Loving new dad's comfy chair - so now it's mine!

Confession Time – I’m really a GIRL!

I am now 14 weeks old and new mum has just been told, by someone who knows their dogs properly, that I am in fact – a GIRL!

Phewee!! I was wondering how long it would take for someone to realise!

Even though the breeder had originally told new mum I was a bitch, she thought she’d misheard because, apparently, I look like a little boy down below.

How insulting..! I’m not sure whether to be offended at being called a bitch or at being mistaken for a boy.

It’s not that I minded being called Charlie, but I felt a right charlie when I was expected to cock my leg up and pee. So from now on my name is Carlie and my blog is renamed to Carlie’s Diary – but I don’t mind if you still call me Charlie.

Anyway, new mum should have known better – I’m far too pretty to be a boy.

How insulting! I'm far too pretty to be a boy..

As long as they don't start putting my hair up like this though....

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